if ya dont know, now ya know.

i am an ice cream witch doctor from the land of Ooo. my baseline happiness is matched by few. i enjoy riding my bike, collaborating words, skating, and defeating evil. my most prominent goal in life is to become a pokemon master. i get cold real easy, so i always wear a beanie. my mom's name is nancy, and i love her and my family very much. hip-hop will never die cuz wu-tang is 4ever. chances are i'll like you, but no respect, no love. RESPECT MY HUSTLE

Permalink grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.
Permalink bunnyfood:

(via thefluffingtonpost:Jenny the Pug)
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Permalink stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
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10 out of 10 for effort.
Permalink tionnechante:

lol, no chill. 
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Pet Crab Eats a Bowl of Noodles ( Video )
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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
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