if ya dont know, now ya know.

i am an ice cream witch doctor from the land of Ooo. i enjoy riding my bike, collaborating words, and defeating evil. one of my many goals in life is to become a pokemon master. i get cold real easy, so i always wear a beanie. my mom's name is nancy, and i love her very much. i have a pillowpet which i may or may not sleep with at night. my favorite dinosaur is the bronto. i like alot of sayings, my favorite being: "to each his own" no respect, no love.
RESPECT MY HUSTLE

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Permalink thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 
hoodjab:
A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.
Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.
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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.
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wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb
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Permalink shitshilarious:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever


Grinding for a gym battle would be an nightmare…but I bet you nobody would skip leg day
Permalink unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms
Permalink benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration
Permalink b1awhore:

same
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